Thursday, October 30, 2014

Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having an Affair. Then Her Father Calls



Joke: Daughter accidentally finds her mother having an affair.  Then her father calls.....  
Punchline:
After a long pause

Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool?   ..... is this 486-5731?


Monday, October 13, 2014

Due to the Constant Rise in Energy Prices

Does anyone else get frequent robo calls that lead off with "Due to the Constant Rise in Energy Prices?"

I'm on the do not call list but these continue.