Tiger Woods Wife Elin Nordegren may have caused Crash via domestic violence over a "National Enquirer" about a Woods mistress.
Yesterday I heard on the radio that Tiger Woods crashed his car late at night leaving his house. I heard this while driving to Safeway to get some groceries. The story said his wife, former Swedish model Elin Nordegren (born January 1, 1980), "rescued" Tiger from the car after the "accident" by breaking the rear window of the SUV with a golf club.That sure sounded fishy that you would break the rear window of a Cadillac Escalade to get to someone in the front seat since there are three rows of seats in this SUV!
On the checkout stand I saw Tiger's picture on the front of the "National Enquirer" with the headline "Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal; With this woman - Sexy Pictures Inside." I chuckled thinking she probably checked Tiger's blackberry and found a note from a woman so she chased him down the driveway and took a swing which broke the window!
Well, this may be close to the truth. Reports now say the airbag in Tiger's car did not inflate and he was not intoxicated. Fox news says the injuries to Tiger's face may have come from his wife and he may have been trying to get away from her!
Accused mistress, New York Hostess Rachel Uchitel, told Fox News (now on TV as I type):
"I deny the story... and the quotes from the two sources who are not my friends are ridiculous. I never crossed paths with Tiger in Melbourne ... not in a restaurant, not in a gym, not in the lobby ... nothing. I have nothing to say to the Woods family because I don't even know them."So did Tiger cause the crash in a fit of anger?
Did his Elin Nordegren whack Tiger over the head with a golf club and he passed out from a concussion as he backed out of the driveway?
Dec 1 Update: Chinese Accident Reenactment:
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Tiger Woods Jokes
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said they’re called Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family.- - His new name? Cheetah
Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
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