David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10. A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.
#8. It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7. Foursomes are encouraged.
#6. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5. Three times a day is possible.
#4. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with
someone else.
#3. If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#2. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
#1. When your equipment gets old and rusty you can replace it!
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