Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Vonn stripped of Olympic Gold Medal by Acorn

Vancouver News Report - Feb 23, 2010: The International Olympic Federation Committee stripped the gold metal from Lindsey Vonn this evening and awarded it to USA President Barack H. Obama on the basis that he is going downhill much faster than Vonn.

"The International Olympic Committee announced Monday that it has taken back the gold medal previously awared to American skier Lindsey Vonn and given to USA President Barack H. Obama.

Olympic officials said Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn because no one has ever gone downhill faster than he has."
We suspect Acorn was behind this action but we're still looking for conclusive evidence.

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